Monday, November 15, 2010

My Christmas List

Today Kira caught me off guard and asked me if I'd given any thought to a Christmas list.

Our conversation went someting like this:

Kira: Have you written your Christmas list yet?
Me: No. I think I want a lot of stuff, but when I start thinking about it, the stuff I want starts seeming stupid. I want some high ticket items (a steam cleaner, another duvet for the bed, a Wii), and of course, an all-expenses-paid-month-long spa vacation, but nothing I actually need.
Kira: What do yo need then?
Me: I don't need more. I need less. Less of everything.

And as Kira and I continued talking on this theme, I realized that I had stumbled across my blog topic for the day.

Which leads me to my Christmas list for 2010 and all the things I'd like less of:

Crying
Whining
Screaming
Tantrums
Dirty Diapers
Sticky Hands
Train Horn Noises
Barking
Meowing
Noise (in general)
Scratching to go outside
Squirrels In The Front Yard (hence the barking)
Housecleaning
Laundry
Body Fat
Clothing (I'd like mine to shrink)

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